the great reunion. not.

Its a new semester and I've made a bad impression on 20% of the class, "him" inclusive.
Before you think that the he mentioned is someone that I'm having a crush on, STOP!!!
The thought would damn me into mad-bad-luckness-omgwtf-how-could-you-think-that-my-goosebumps-are-dropping-off-hell. He's the number one on my "EEW" list. I've never shown my dislike for someone openly until he came along.

Without further ado, let's get the bitching started.

I shall skip the "mari kita" incident since its too embarrassing for anyone that lives on earth. But then again, I'm bad, and I have this revengeful streak. I shall tell anyone that asks. Heh.

The "papaya milk" incident:
Jane (j) holding onto yellow drink. I'm standing beside Jane. He's (h) sitting on the table.

h: what's that? papaya milk?
j: no its not. if its papaya milk, ellie should drink it.
(since jane's chest is bigger than mine)
h, to me,: want me to help you measure?

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like, wtf?! _|_
Apparently, he never saw papayas before. Or he grew up with yellow papayas. -.- Plus, didn't you tell Jane and I that us 16 and 17 year olds are hard to click with? Because the maturity level is different? I am sure that our bodies are just as undesirable too. So much for different levels.

Today morning, I was walking towards class and saw h along the hallway.
h: hello ah lene.
(rolls eye x10000000000000000000 even though i only did it once to him then)
Only my grandparents call me that okay?! I'm not even close to you lars plox!

Now, take that you! This part quite lol. Hahas *bleah*
Teacher: okay, get into your groups of 5 or 4!
*h stands up*
h: ah, TB05, TB05!" (that's the name of my previous class, and unfortunately, he was in it too.)
*no one responds*
h: ah, you all just nice, enough people...Wah, pangseh me, outcast the only guy.
me: you were never a part of us in the first place.
h: !!! Wah I very hurt sia.

Meh. You think I care? Maybe only about the bad impression on my new classmates that didn't know what he did and said before.

*after class*
h, to jiayi,: ay your senior very hot lehs.
jiayi: eh? why hot?
h: I, I don't know lehs, just very hot.
h: ta hen shao, ta hen shao. (in english, this means, she's very burning, she's very burning.)

lol. seriously.

You know what, I don't care if you sees this post. Because its all true. The best thing that you might want to do is to ignore my existence and always keep a distance of 10 metres away from me. Oh, and also, pray hard and try not to get into the same class as me again. Don't worry, I'll pray just as hard too. No, scratch that. I'll pray so hard the skies fall down.

Love,
the blond bitch.

♥

Today is the birthday of 2 persons- one gave me life and one gave my life meaning (if life is about friends, anal dorks, shopping and fun)